For the most important job on the planet: creating/raising humans who will save the planet.
No experience necessary.
No age limit, other than what biology dictates.
Either sex can apply.
No training necessary.
No psychiatric, physical or psychological exams needed.
No criminal, financial or family background checks required.
Payment is optional, based on many circumstances which we will explain later.
Job performance is judged by everyone, and consequences of failure can be dire.
By Connie Woodring